My Vampire Catboy Romance
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Embark on a soul-touching adventure to meet the vampire catboy of your dreams, build deep connections and learn things about yourself you didn't know before.
- Made for the "Worst Visual Novel Ever" Challenge. It is not intended to be a good game. Please don't enjoy it.
- Around 10 minutes of playtime
- An enticing, immersive audiovisual experience
- 1 ending plus 1 secret bonus ending
- The best use of a two-frame animation you have ever seen
- A surrealist, vibes-based approach to backgrounds
- A soundtrack that might make you cry
- Sound design from your wildest dreams
- Making the most of what Ren'Py Animation and Transformation Language has to offer
- Meaningless choices
Content Warnings:
- humorous discussion of sexual subjects
- Brief sexual harrassment by side characters
- Some fast scene transitions and rotating images
Add spinning playername somewhere
Credits:
Project lead, writing, sprites, coding: Gluebalde
Original Main Theme "Stone Cold Sex Banger.mp3": leibo plasteeks (linktree)
License-free music: JuiliusH, Marron Fields Production
Dark Elegance GUI template: skolaztika
Backgrounds:
Beach Vacation Pack by SolarProtag
Public Domain Art by
Rembrandt van Rijn
Paul Cézanne
Franz Marc
Claude Monet
Leonardo da Vinci
Edvard Munch
John Singer Sargent
Voice Acting: Free voice packs (catgirl and mature female) by Cici Fyre
Image Dissolve Pack and custom transitions: Ley Klussyn
Playtesters: Amara Taylor, Ley Klussyn, Onio, Beau, Midi
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Development log
- Lore: Behind the scenes of the aura quizApr 04, 2025
- Worst Visual Novel Challenge Postmorten + Secret Ending HintApr 01, 2025
Comments
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Absolutes Cinema
Thank you for the comment, but this is actually a visual novel and not cinema. Glad to hear you enjoyed it on the big screen, though :)
gayme
incredible! the options for my favorite pastime had me cackling
I really hope every player was able to see themselves in the diversity of options. There's something for everyone after all.
That was such a fun game, please give me 10 of them, thank you.
I have good news for you: You can just download this game 10 times and then you'll have 10 of it
when do we get a vampire catman route? 🥺
also, absolutely stunning cinematography
The vampire catman is actually a deep and meaningful critique of harmful tropes surrounding sexual harrassment, so I'm afraid I can't make a route for him even if a lot of people find him sexy :( Sorry
I quit my job, filed for divorce, moved to another reality, got a dadaist fire insurance and a new job at the local doggirl cafe. Still waiting for my future doggirl... 5/5
Good luck finding the doggirl of your dreams! This game is dedicated to all Playernames in every dimension
Noooo!!! It ended to do, Vampire Catboy! PlayerName[]!!!
See the problem is you're too fucking clever, this is actually just good. I was laughing and having a gay old time. YOU HAVE FAILED!!! Do better, and by that, I MEAN DO WORSE!!!
Such cruel words D':
I'm sorry the badness didn't live up to your expectations, but have you considered that maybe it's a skill issue on your part that you can't appreciate how bad my game is?
your eyes are brighter than that website that only has a light theme. 10/10
Thank you. Your eyes are brighter than a disco ball.
cinematic
masterpiecedumpster fire. i'll take 50.Thank you for enjoying my masterpiece :) Not sure why you crossed that part out, though
Idk why this is a submission to "Worst Visual Novel Ever" this is the best telenovela I've watched in years
100000 vampire catboy moral code's/10
Nooooo don't say that, I'll be disqualified from the jam D:
I'm glad you enjoyed the LI. Not everyone appreciates a vampire catboy with strong ethics nowadays, alas