My Vampire Catboy Romance

Note: the play-in browser version might be slow to load because this is an efficient and well-optimised game. Downloading is recommended for the best experience

Embark on a soul-touching adventure to meet the vampire catboy of your dreams, build deep connections and learn things about yourself you didn't know before.

- Made for the "Worst Visual Novel Ever" Challenge. It is not intended to be a good game. Please don't enjoy it.

- Around 10 minutes of playtime

- An enticing, immersive audiovisual experience

- 1 ending plus 1 secret bonus ending

- The best use of a two-frame animation you have ever seen

- A surrealist, vibes-based approach to backgrounds

- A soundtrack that might make you cry

- Sound design from your wildest dreams

- Making the most of what Ren'Py Animation and Transformation Language has to offer

- Meaningless choices 

Content Warnings:

- humorous discussion of sexual subjects
- Brief sexual harrassment by side characters
- Some fast scene transitions and rotating images

Add spinning playername somewhere

Credits:

Project lead, writing, sprites, coding: Gluebalde

Original Main Theme "Stone Cold Sex Banger.mp3": leibo plasteeks (linktree)

License-free music: JuiliusH, Marron Fields Production

Dark Elegance GUI template: skolaztika

Backgrounds:

Beach Vacation Pack by SolarProtag

Public Domain Art by

Rembrandt van Rijn

Paul Cézanne

Franz Marc

Claude Monet

Leonardo da Vinci

Edvard Munch

John Singer Sargent

Voice Acting: Free voice packs (catgirl and mature female) by Cici Fyre

Image Dissolve Pack and custom transitions: Ley Klussyn

Playtesters: Amara Taylor, Ley Klussyn, Onio, Beau, Midi